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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via atticusarewegoingtowinit)

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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(Source: baelor, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via tastefullyoffensive)

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

(via epicallyfunny)

thecrustychicano:

sizvideos:

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but why do we always make everything about race…. right? 

(via clitoriscult)

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(via fake-mermaid)

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

(via shortfastandloud)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via fake-mermaid)

goonsac:

"can a girl cum without a guy" trust me bro we’re having more orgasms on our own that we are with you

(via loadedwordsemptybullets)

xvxbox:

if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face

(Source: littlemammal, via loadedwordsemptybullets)

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

(via loadedwordsemptybullets)